Haven’t been writing here much, as I’ve been spending time writing satire and screenplay, and staying out all night at Bruce Springsteen cover band shows and Dave & Busters, but I thought I’d point this out:

Ex-Met Edgardo Alfonzo, who played with ex-Yomiuri Giant Hisanori Takahashi, likens Takahashi to Tom Glavine. Alfonzo said Takahashi throws 88 or 89 mph, tops out at 91 and possesses an effective screwball. He also called Takahashi “the stud of the (Yomiuri) staff.

My boy Fonzie talking about the Mets’ new Yomiuri ace. Could anything be more perfect?

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