Man opens bag of Cheese Rings, finds one
This story is ridiculous enough in itself, a newspaper article about a guy who got just one cheese ring (think doodle, but Australian) in his cheese ring bag. But it ends with just about the greatest quote I have ever heard:
“What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout.”
I’d give ANYTHING to be able to think of something like that, let alone throw it out there so casually and philosophically.
