My friend Matt works for an entertainment/gossip magazine as one of the entertainment editors, and one of the best perks of his job is getting transcripts of Jay Leno’s monologue in his email.
He forwarded this to me, because it was just so gosh darn FUNNY that he had to share the joy. From Leno’s monologue tonight:
THE OTHER NIGHT ON “60 MINUTES” THE BEAUTIFUL ACTRESS PENELOPE CRUZ WAS OVERCOME WITH EMOTION WATCHING A BALLET REHEARSAL IN NEW YORK CITY. DID YOU SEE THAT? TAKE A LOOK. (DROP-IN: “60 MINUTES” FOOTAGE…JAY IS THE BALLET DANCER)
All I can say is, thank god he’s getting the Tonight Show back, right?
