A few weeks back, I asked my dad why all these women he was friends with on facebook, whom he hadn’t seen since high school or his cousin’s Bar Mitzvah that one time, listed their maiden names in their profiles.
His response: “So all their old, horny boyfriends can find them.”
This verification of his stark truth is both depressing (THE FUTURE IS BLEAK) and proof that my dad should write for 30 Rock. But he’s gainfully employed so I’ll take his spot. kthanx. That’s Youface talk, y’know.
JACK: The company has acquired an up-and-coming social networking site called YouFace so each executive has to set up their YouFace page. Now this picture will be my pholo—
LIZ: Not a word.
JACK: —Which is a contraction for ‘photo’ and ‘hello.’ YouFace. Who are you facing?
LIZ: No one. Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy emails with their old highschool boyfriends.
JACK: And since all your highschool boyfriends are now gay…
LIZ: Exactly!
