Welcome to the Working Week — Elvis Costello
Welcome to the workin’ week.
Oh I know it don’t thrill you, I hope it don’t kill you.
Welcome to the workin’ week.
You gotta do it till you’re through it so you better get to it.
My Monday’s aren’t quite so dramatic — working in internet humor ain’t too shabby, though being an heir would be nice — but for all those desperate enough to be on my site instead of doing work, this goes out to you.