I am immediately checking into whether Princess Zelda is single and available. I would love to spend the rest of my life rescuing her from Gannondorf.

On Sunday, a man named Sal9000 married the love of his life. Her name is Nene Anegasaki, and she lives inside of a Nintendo DS video game called Love Plus. The wedding took place during a Make: Japan meet-up held at the Tokyo Institute of Technology. In attendance were a live audience, an MC, the bride’s virtual video game girlfriend — who made a speech — and a real human priest.

I wonder what does to the sanctity of Japanese marriages. I’m sure they’ll all haywire over there, everyone’s divorced and kids are worshiping the devil. Or Bowser.

Do conservatives think this is more or less sinful than gay marriage? What if he married Super Mario?

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