Jordan Zakarin

Meeting Sarah Palin-ites

“What are some issues of that you agree with?

“I’m not sure where you’re going with that, what issues?”

Gotcha journalism!

“Definitely more cost efficiencies, and limit spending, cap and trade and all that…”

“What are some of the problems do you have with cap and trade as proposed by Democrats in Congress?”

“Um, I don’t know too much about it, but I mean a lot of it is just the whole, too much spending, you know, it sounds great on paper, but really people are just gonna suffer in the end.”

But they certainly wouldn’t when their cities flood and crops die.

“I think she would acknowledge the system of government in the United States rather than focus on an administration of czars.

“So what are your problems with czars?”

“I’m an American. We don’t have czars in America.”

Of course, Bush’s America had czars, but hey.