nedhepburn:

“brian, its ok. just, you know, don’t try so hard. they like it when you play hard to get. you can’t make yourself so available to them. posting shit all over your blog trying to get her attention isn’t going to make her think - like - ‘oh man, that guy’, you know? i mean, would you rather be with a girl that wouldn’t shut up or would you rather be with this enigmatic cool girl who MAY or MAY NOT have cooler things going on in her life than posting like a bajillion things on her blog? you’ve got to stop, man. seriously. don’t try so hard. let THEM come to YOU. fuck followers. remember how much happier you were before you had a blog? you didn’t have to worry about some random from - i dunno - Austrailia or some shit - biting your style? turn off the damn fucking iPhone lets go get a drink. you’re a bear. rawr. remember that. you’re not a “Blogger Bear”. you’re a BEAR first and foremost, ok Brian? sometimes i think you forget that you’re a bear and get caught up in all the scene bullshit. fuck that. lets go fuck up a minivan and shit in an RV.”

Goddamnit he’s so fucking right. I’d have been so much cooler in the 80’s.

nedhepburn:

“brian, its ok. just, you know, don’t try so hard. they like it when you play hard to get. you can’t make yourself so available to them. posting shit all over your blog trying to get her attention isn’t going to make her think - like - ‘oh man, that guy’, you know? i mean, would you rather be with a girl that wouldn’t shut up or would you rather be with this enigmatic cool girl who MAY or MAY NOT have cooler things going on in her life than posting like a bajillion things on her blog? you’ve got to stop, man. seriously. don’t try so hard. let THEM come to YOU. fuck followers. remember how much happier you were before you had a blog? you didn’t have to worry about some random from - i dunno - Austrailia or some shit - biting your style? turn off the damn fucking iPhone lets go get a drink. you’re a bear. rawr. remember that. you’re not a “Blogger Bear”. you’re a BEAR first and foremost, ok Brian? sometimes i think you forget that you’re a bear and get caught up in all the scene bullshit. fuck that. lets go fuck up a minivan and shit in an RV.”

Goddamnit he’s so fucking right. I’d have been so much cooler in the 80’s.

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    could very well be my
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    Goddamnit he’s...fucking right. I’d
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